Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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