Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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