***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you win again, gameday.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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