you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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