do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
