You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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