she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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