new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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