this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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