Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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