Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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