benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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