why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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