@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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