I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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