your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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