they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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