I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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