All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
A+ Viking dick
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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