the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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