I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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