He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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