There was a lot of him and a little penis
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
