Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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