Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
