i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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