Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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