Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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