She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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