you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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