i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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