this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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