At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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