You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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