I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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