I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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