like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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