I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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