God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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