Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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