I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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