No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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