How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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