I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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