woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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