Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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