I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
All I want is dick and wine.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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