For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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