this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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