Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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