Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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