is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
