so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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