I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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