So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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