His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i used baking grease as lip gloss
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?