i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us