Yo dont text me then not text me
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Randomize
