Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
