Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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