I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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