I never want to see another naked old woman again.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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