I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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